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"But with the cloud of sexual harassment hanging over Hollywood’s annual round of self-congratulations, the Golden Globe ceremony on Sunday marks the first test of how the industry will handle live on the world’s stage a scandal that has rocked show business....  The mood ahead of the Oscars on March 4 ranges from nervousness to eagerness to take a stand."

Writes Jill Serjeant at Reuters (prominently linked this morning by Drudge).

First, I just want to say the Golden Globe award is not a "statuette." The Academy Award is a statuette — a small sculpture of a the figure of a person, AKA "Oscar."



Both are powerfully phallic, however, so feel free — award winners — to riff on the sexism of the tangible object they want you to hold in your hand as you effuse about movies.

I can think of about 10 jokes that would get you in trouble, but if we are in the Era of That's Not Funny, you should choose the drama category. I'm thinking — when they try to hand you that thing...

1. Silently decline to accept the proffered phallic symbol. Hold you hands up in a gesture of imperious rejection.

2. Proceed slowly to the lectern as the audience absorbs the grandeur of the moment. Smile in a regal manner and let their minds race imagining what you will say.

3. Deliver a perfect line. I suggest: "No. Just... no. Never. You will never (pause) lord (pause) that (long pause)  phallus (pause) over us again. No. Just... no. Forever."

4. Walk away with you held held high and without a glance at the standing O.

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