Title : "He said, 'What were you arrested for, kid?' And I said, 'Littering.'"
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"He said, 'What were you arrested for, kid?' And I said, 'Littering.'"
A line from an old song crosses my mind as I read this story in the Naperville Sun:William V. Winnie, 67, of the 1100 block of Greensfield Drive, was charged Dec. 2 with obscenity, disorderly conduct and littering after he was arrested earlier this month in Pratt’s Wayne Woods near the village of Wayne, according to court and DuPage County Forest Preserve District police reports....Sounds like an art project. He keeps finding underpants. Somebody else is hanging up underpants on various trees. He seems to be reframing the situation in a more orderly way, bagging the evidence and putting it all in the same place. I'm as concerned about littering as the next person, but does this old man really deserve to have his photo, name, and (approximate) address printed in the paper?
Police say they had received reports dating back to October from people who had noted seeing the underwear... near a bridge along the path in the preserve....
According to the report, Winnie said he would routinely find underwear hanging from the trees along the Prairie Path, which he would take home, place in the plastic bags and then leave them at the bridge. Winnie reported leaving 15 to 20 pairs over the previous year.
“He described his actions as an experiment and said he wanted to see where it would go,” the report said....
We're told that some of panties were "accompanied by salacious photos," but that Winnie said he didn't know how that got in the bag.
You may be thinking his explanation makes no sense: What "experiment"? Where could it "go"?
I don't get it.
Like the Underpants Gnomes, he did Phase 1, Collect underpants. Unlike the gnomes — whose Phase 2 was just "?" — Winnie's Phase 2 was: Package and redistribute underpants. But that doesn't get you to Phase 3: Profit. Winnie had "?" as Phase 3, and the police answered the question. Get arrested for littering.
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